If you’re in the mood for an unintentional laugh, this lady will bring you almost as much joy as Bob Ross. I stumbled upon her when I was looking for English instructions for the Gocco I purchased, and found her Instructional Gocco Video on the Paper Source website.

She mutters to herself, insults a few folks, makes her own sound effects, and introduced me to the phrase “clown city,” which I think I am going to make a regular part of my vocabulary. I would pay money to see this woman make a “How Babies are Made” video, or an Anti-Drug PSA. I want to meet her and invite her out for a drink or four, because I get the feeling there’s a fifth of vodka under her craft table, and she loves it.