SteakUmms? Today, out of nowhere, I was hit with a memory of being psyched to eat steakumms for dinner instead of mom’s home-cooked meals. I remember microwaving the thin slabs of frozen “meat” and slapping it on some bread, where the grease and oil would sink in and turn the bread all brown and mushy.

God I loved SteakUmms.

MMMmmm SteakUmmmms....